NY SUBWAY STATION

Architect: James Carpenter

APOCALYPSE

Mayor Michael Bloomberg and I just had a serious discussion on Skype about my plan to quickly put large balloons under Manhattan, so it will finally float above water during tomorrow's Apocalypse.  Staten Island ferries will be used to bring people to safety from the other Boroughs, with women, children, gays, and Queens getting priority.  The Bronx will be put on planes to Southern Puerto Rico, along with the Yankees.  Wall Street tycoons will, of course, take fairies back from Manhattan to Staten Island (and Brooklyn), to sacrifice themselves for the good of the planet.

MERRY MAYAN DAY!

The Dark Knight on a White Horse